"Hyouka, no."
"DARGN, it's a mysterious castle. There's got to be some sort of magic involved."
"Hyouka, no."
"And that 1/1000 chance not to die thing, that sounds kind of exciting. I kind of want to see what's up with that..."
"Hyouka, no."
"It's a journey into the unknown. I'll bet someone or other will be offering a contract. I can probably get paid for this... Probably."
"Hyouka, no."
"Hyouka yes. I'm an adventurer! I'm going, and that's final."
"...I'll make certain the repair unit has pre-fabricated the most vital replacement parts. Don't forget to pay your phone and ISP bills."
A soft, disgruntled whine is the only reply.